Fall Lineup

A big TV network announced its fall lineup today.  There will be more cop shows.  People in the world apparently do a lot of bad things.  The detectives often find murder weapons in refrigerators and aquariums.

As always, there will be sitcoms about twenty-somethings hooking up, the audience laughing at all the sex and broken hearts.  There always seems to be a geeky loner in the cast, someone who can't get any dates at all, but the audience still laughs.

There will also be a reality show about people living in trees for an entire year.

"It's probably going to be our best season ever," a network executive said.  "Everybody likes sex and trees."

~William Hammett

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